Friday, March 9th 2007

Cartoon Effing!

Disney is pissed off after hot comics featuring Keira Knightley in her Pirates of the Caribbean hit the internet. Sinful Comics depicts Keira getting nailed by Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and that weird octopus man. Disney is considering taking the publishers to court.

I'm surprised Disney just doesn't put a hit out of them. They are like the mafia. Personally, I don't get off on cartoon loving...but they made Keira look way hotter than she really is. We know Orlando isn't sporting that big of a wood. He has an "innie" and I'm not talking about his belly button. I don't know what that means, but just pretend it's witty.

Click here to see the NSFW cartoons! Don't try and unload cartoon cream, it's a bitch to clean up!

Posted by: Michael K