Beginning of Night and End of Night

Sienna Miller started out last night looking lovely at a Calvin Klein fragrance party in NYC. She actually looked like she doesn't smell like what comes out of my dog's anal sacs. However, by the end of the night she looked used while watching her boyfriend's band play. Used in a hot way. I'm beginning to like this drunk slut. Endearing. Lovely.

Furthermore, why do chicks want to get with Jamie Burke? He bags Lohan, Kate Moss and now Sienna. Is his dick an Oscar statue or something?