MAMA JE'E!!!

Is there a team of writers working this Anna Nicole Smith trash?! I mean, seriously. Did the Desperate Housewives writers get up and leave and are instead working on the ANS saga? Is that why the show sucks now and the ANS thing is full of twists and turns?

Anyway, this little boy's daddy claims his momma is ANS. Yup.

The Phoenix News reports:

He looks up wide-eyed to his father, Johnny Soto, seated on a couch behind him. "Je'e?" the boy asks plaintively in his native tongue. Je'e means "Mother" in O'odham.

"Yes, mo'okwad," the child's dad replies sadly, using his pet name for the boy, meaning "tadpole." Johnny Soto then whispers something quick in O'odham, and Marshall turns back to the television, tears filling his blue-black eyes.

"I want mama je'e," he cries, as the news channel shows a mahogany coffin draped in pink, rhinestone-encrusted satin being removed from the hearse by pallbearers. "Mama je'e, is she in the box?"

"Mama je'e went to heaven, mo'okwad," Soto gently informs his son. "Mama je'e watches us from the sky. Like Peanut," he says, referring to a family dog attacked and eaten by a pack of coyotes months back.

"Peanut went bye-bye," the 5-year-old mutters, sniffling.

You have to read the entire article, because it's like a cheap novel. I mean...WTF?! MAMA JE'E!?! I am speechless.