Afternoon Crumbs

Ace Young is this close to doing gay porn - Towleroad

Marc Jacobs in rehab - WWD

Octopus wrestling - College Humor

A Sophie Anderton sex tape? - Hollywood Tuna

Target shoppers are no joke - ASL

Paris Hilton hates old people - IDLYITW

Naomi Watts stands by her man - Popsugar

Carmen Electra doesn't need the big-screen Baywatch - Hollywood Rag

Political drag and it isn't pretty - Cityrag

Kate Bosworth is airbrush sexy in V magazine - Egotastic!

Regis Philbin is going in for heart surgery - Just Jared

Fred Savage got old - Mollygood