Britney's Out of Promises!

Britney's spokeswhore confirmed that she has completed treatment at Promises in Malibu and is out!!! Brit checked herself into rehab for the third time on February 22nd. An average stay at Promises is around 45 days, but Britney is a fast healer.

This statement was issued: “Britney has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Centre after successfully completeing their program.”

“We ask that the media respects her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”

Lock up your booze cabinets! I have a little faith in Britney and actually think she'll stay away from the clubs for at least one night, but she'll be back at it tomorrow! She probably headed straight to 7-Eleven for an icee with a little vodka in it and a cheeto sandwich.

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