A Cry for Attention

Splash News has pics of Lindsay Blohan yesterday making a fashion statement in an AA chip necklace. The chip is a sort of award that represents how long you've been sober. For Blohan's to ring true, it needs to say Ninety Seconds.

In other Blohan news, she's apparently found love with Diana Ross' teenage son, Evan. He's the hotness, but Blohan is a damn maneater. Besides, I think Evan plays on my team and by my team I don't mean tired, bitter bitches..I mean fags.