MGM Gives Tom Cruise a New Toy

Tom Cruise and his partner, Paula Wagner, have signed with MGM to bring back United Artists. This comes months after Tom and Paula were fired from Paramount.

Tom will produce and star in films for the new studio and Paula will serve as CEO. United Artists was founded 80 years ago by Charlie Chaplin and Mary Pickford. I’m sure they are rolling in their graves now, knowing this loon is running their ship.

He’s gonna screw it up somehow. Expect this shit to crash and burn in a few years. He should totally remake My Stepmother is an Alien starring Katie Holmes. Isn’t that a UA film?

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