What the Hell Kind of GD Outfit is That?!?

Paula Abdul is not known for her fashion sense, but damn. I mean, pirate pants?! Not a hot look. She showed off this polyester pirate look at the Thrive fashion show during L.A. fashion week yesterday.

May I add that I'm disappointed so far with her on "American Idol." Where's the slurs and falling out of her chair? Someone give her a little more vicodin tea!