Texas Will Give You $500 For Your Baby

Some douche senator in Texas thinks he has a great plan to reduce abortion. Dan Patrick is proposing that if you want to have an abortion, are a U.S. citizen and Texas resident you may get up to $500 clams if you carry your baby to full term and hand it over to the state.

Dan said, "We want that lady to have an incentive that makes her stop and think about having an abortion and that gives her a reason to put her baby up for adoption."

Baby selling is the future. Doesn't Dan have better things to worry about then this crap? What a cheap ass to only offer $500? I mean that probably half a year's rent on a trailer in Texas, but still. Wait, is he trying to get Angelina to buy American?

Source VIA BWE