The First One Was Bad Enough

 

I already tortured myself by reading Jordan's first novel, Angel, last Summer.  Angel was basically a novel about a no-talent ho who becomes famous by effing all these dudes. A Jordan biography if you will. I think Angel was actually written by Harvey and co-written by Jordan's vagina lips.

 

Jordan is at it again! This time she's releasing a novel called "Crystal" about a woman who becomes famous by effing a bunch of dudes. Here's a little expert of this literaly masterpiece:

 

“You’re one lucky girl Crystal, you’ve found the holy grail of *****! The shorts were so far up her **** cheeks, it must have felt like she was ******** her ******** every time she sat down!”

 

You can fill in the blanks. It makes for a fun game. Jordan will also release a children's book called "Perfect Ponies" on the same day.