Attack of the 50-Foot Lady Robot

 

Michael Jackson is currently in whispers to play a sit-down gig in Las Vegas like Celine Dion. If he does this he wants a gift from the city. By "a gift" I mean a 50-foot robotic replica of himself in the desert sands. He wants laser beams shooting out of it, so people can see it from miles away.

 

Does Jacko want a little apartment at the top so he can peer into the windows of the children to make sure they are "alright?"