James Blunt Gets Hypnotized By the Firecrotch

 

James Blunt and his Tsunami-surviving chick, Petra Nemcova, has split up according to a "source" close the couple. Methinks that "source" was Lindsay Lohan. Homewrecker!

 

The "source" said, "They broke up, because Petra has warts on her warts."

 

Noo....they really said: "They split in February. It's very amicable. They remain good friends."

 

In the past few days, James has been linked to Blohan. She said last night that she's dating someone. Sick!