Friday, March 30th 2007

This or That?

 
David  Beckham had everyone talking at Nobu in London the other night when he couldn't take his eyes off of Kelly Bensimon, ex-wife of Elle creative director Gilles Bensimon.
 
A witness said, "Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it. Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything."
 
Posh got up, because food grosses her out and she was done nibbling on her lemon slice. I don't think she gives an eff if her shemale husband wants another woman. Posh strikes me as the kind who doesn't really enjoy sex.
 
David was probably just putting on a show to prove to everyone that he still likes titties.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K