Friday, March 30th 2007
Not Possible
Jenna Jameson isn't happy with her pussy-tightening surgery, it has been reported. The vaginoplasty she underwent isn't up to the porn star's expectations and have kept her from attending meetings with producers for the big-screen version of her book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star."
A source said, "She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie."
It's not possible to tighten that mess. If you wanted to close-up the Grand Canyon it would take millions of years and millions of men to do it. Jesus can't even do that. Yes you heard me. Even Jesus can't tighten that puss.


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