Sunday, April 8th 2007

The Ice Queen is NOT Knocked Up

 
Yesterday, several media outlets swore up and down that Nicole Kidman was with child from Keith Urban. Her reps have shot down the claims saying that she's barren. Ok, no they didn't say that.
 
They said, "She is about to get on a horse in the outback and breaking brumbies [free-roaming Australian horse]. I hardly think she will be able to do that if she is pregnant.
 
The publicist went on to tell the AAP news agency: "As if she would confirm a pregnancy to News of the World."
 
Nicky is about to start filming Baz Luhrmann's epic, Australia with Hugh Jackman.
 
This ho already has two kids, why should we want another? I believe this is also why Tom ended his contract with her, because he wants a real-life alien spawn! Besides she would just give birth to ice cubes.  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K