She Already Messed Up On That One

 

Paris Hilton was nowhere to be found at Kim Kardashian's Birthday party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday night.

 

Don't worry, that didn't bring down the "slut-factor" of this event. Kim and other hanger-on, Caroline D'Whore, made sure that didn't happen. I don't know why I like Kim Kardashian. She's absolutely ridiculous. She looks like the 45-year-old mistress of a sheik or something.