The "Who Cares?" News

Shanna Moakler calls Paris Hilton a "drug obsessed clown" - SOW

Kate Moss wins an award and it isn't crackhead of the decade - Yahoo

Sex and the City may get a movie after all. It will be retitled Sex and the Retirement Home - HGW

Nicole Kidman doesn't want to face the music - Celebrity Nation

Martha Stewart will tear Rachael Ray a part - Page Six