Wednesday, April 11th 2007

The Paris Hilton of Anchor News?

 
Anderson Cooper just got a lot hotter in my book. Silver puss signed a $50 million deal with CNN over 5 years according to Page Six . Anderson's "360" show is apparently not doing well ratings wise, but that hasn't stopped the network from throwing money at home.
 
Fox News has dubbed him the "Paris Hilton of anchors." Jealousy.
 
An inside source said, "just got an incremental amount added on to his original contract to keep him happy for the next two years and then will make a much larger amount for the following three years - all of which will be worth $50 million."
 
In more Coop news, Keith Olbermann recently blasted him for staying in the closet. He probably wants to date him out in the open.
 
Unfortunately, Coop likes them dark and lovely, so I gotta get into the tanning booth if I wanna stand a chance. He's not my type, but for $50 million clams anything is my type.
 
  
Posted by: Michael K