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Best Week Ever has discovered the hottest new toy of the upcoming Christmas season. Parents will just have to visit their local Toys R' Us (yes they are carrying it) to pick up the Rapist Number One doll from Grindhouse.  Quentin Tarantino portrays the character in Planet Terror which is part of the double-feature flop.

 

I love that TRU is carrying this crap! What the hell kind of family toy store is that?! I wonder if he says "I'm Getting My Dick Wet" when you punch him in the stomach.