Skanks

I'm really upset with Nicole Richie. I loved her so much more when she hated Paris Hilton. Like way more and now that she's standing next to this whore at some beatdown book party, I'm pissed. Suddenly, she's just as much of a dumb piece of trash. Furthermore, please get that damn eye fixed Paris! Find some surgeon in Switzerland that will make your eye smaller. Obviously, you love getting your picture taken so make it easier on us by getting that situation worked out!