When Your Leg Isn't Available

 

This picture is self-explanatory. It's a dildo for a dog, basically. A dogdo. It's for the dog owner that's sick of getting dog spunk all over their Levis.

 

Gizmodo explains:

 

Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

 

It kind of takes the intimacy away. I kind of like those moments in the dark with my dog. I'm joking! It's usually in the middle of the day!