Vince Neil's Wife is Sooooooooo Hot

 

Who the hell did Vince Neil marry and where did he find her? She looks like a tranny burn-victim. LOVE HER. Anyhow, Vince brought this hot mess to the opening of the Pearl Theater at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas. Gwen Stefani christened the venue. 

 

Also spotted was Valtrex Wonky and her fugly, slightly retarded sister and boyfriend from the 90s. Caroline D'Whore came out, because it was open bar. That chick will have a sex tape "leaked" any day now...TRUST.

 

Eric Balfour looks like he lost a wrestling match with a bottle of Sun-In. He used to be so hot. Nicky Sheridan in her call-girl best. Robin Antin looking like a true Pussycat tranny. Tommy Lee and George Maloof also checked in.

 

Scott Weiland and his crazy, NUTJOB wife posed like two lovebirds on a Spring day. I see the anger in her eyes though. Bitch is INSANE.