This Hurts

 

It paaaaains me to say. Asshole Simpson actually looks pretty here. FUCK! I'm going to heaven now! Dammit! I have to say something awful about her. Something! I'm sure you guys will come up with something, because you're way more hateful than me. Sort of.

 

Ok, she still has a Jay Leno chin. She needs to take a chainsaw to that hunk. Ok phew. I'm still going to hell. Yay!

 

Oh yeah, this is that  UsWeekly thing AGAIN and no they aren't paying me.