Why Bother Even Wearing a Top?

 

Posh Beckham landed in Los Angeles yesterday and let her nipples do the leading. Those things are so wonky. I'm so confused. What's that white band underneath them? Is that to pull them up or something? Why bother! And why are her nipples practically poking up at the sun. Too many questions and I'm really too gay to be dealing with this.

 

Source: Flynet