Just Go Away!!!!

 

Britney Spears is currently courting several magazine offers to tell her story including the feud with her father and why she sacked her manager.  It was rumored that Britney was going to write a tell-all, but we know homegirl can't write. Instead she's looking for a high-profile magazine to spill the beans to. Allure and Vanity Fair are said to be in the running. A rep for all parties would not comment on the matter. 

 

Expect a tell-all sometime in November when Britney's album is expected to be released.

 

An album that soon?! She's going to ruin Christmas! I do want to read all the juicy details, but at the same time she's kind of the joke that isn't funny anymore. And what is she going to tell that we haven't already heard? That she's mentally retarded? That would actually make the most sense.

 

Source: Page Six