Too Close for Comfort

 

Pete Wentz opened Angels & Kings in the East Village part of NYC last night. He calls it a new "neighborhood" spot and opened it with a bunch of other douches, because he was sick of the snobby Manhattan nightlife.

 

One of the other investors said, "This will be a place that anyone can go and have sex in the bathroom and not get in trouble."

 

Yeah, remind me to never use this bathroom. I really don't want to stick my hand on a puddle of Wentz/Simpson juice when I'm flushing the toilet.

 

Oh and Asshole Simpson is officially the hot Simpson. It's sad, but true.

 

 

Source: NME