Ambulances Better Be Standing By

 

Lindsay Lohan told Ellen Degeneres that she's going to go wild on her 21st Birthday. Yeah, because she's so demure and tame the other nights of the year. She's planning a huge Las Vegas bash in July.

 

She said, "I'm going to milk it because it's a big birthday.  I think I'm doing a party in Vegas, which makes sense because I've never been able to go out there. I have never gambled there. It's been a long time coming for some of my friends that have clubs out in Los Angeles.

"They don't have to worry about getting into trouble because I'm underage."

I think it's cute that she's trying to make us believe that she doesn't drink when she goes out. Don't worry Hohan, we know. 

You know after hearing about this, every drug dealer in the world is heading to Vegas that week. That being said, every paramedic too! Hey, there's money to be made!

Source: Sky