Note to Eva: You're Not Posh

Eva LongWHORIA is in this movie called "Harsh Times" with Christian Bale and last night was the premiere in Hollywood. I'm not sure what this movie is about, but I'm surprised it's not going straight to the USA Network. Eva tries so hard to be something in fashion and she falls hard. The sad thing is, I want to like her, but just one look at her makes me want to take her spider eyelashes and fuck her with them - hard. I was very disappointed that she didn't bite the bullet on last night's "Desperate Housewives." These writers need to get keen and kill the ho off already!