James Blunt Gets Hos

 

Riddle me this! How does James Blunt get hot chicks? Yeah, he we heard he allegedly banged Lohan, but I'm talking about hot ones like Petra Nemcova. Look at him! He's a dirt bag. He has fleas! He needs a flea bath. I mean, does he sing "You're Beautiful" into their pussies?! WTF?!

 

Speaking of dirty situations, Bijou Phillips needs to rinse her "situation" out. . She looks like she JUST finished beating the world's largest gang bang record. Damn. Freshen up a bit before going out.

 

Both of these homeless people attended the opening of Hotel Stoli last night in Hollywood.

 

And I did say Hotel Stoli! Does vodka come out of the faucets?!