Fat Ass KFed
KFed has confessed that Britney Spears isn’t the only fat ho in the family. Since having Jayden James, Britney has apparently lost most of the weight while KFed has failed to lose any. I guess he puts on the pounds when she’s pregnant. Err..ok?
He said, “I gain the sympathy weight and she loses it in two weeks after she has the baby… It’s daddy fat. It comes and goes. [Britney] goes through different feelings about it. Sometimes she’ll tell me to get my butt in the gym and sometimes it doesn’t bother her.”
I went to see this trash on Saturday night in NYC and let me just say that there were honestly like 150 people there. The joint holds 1600, so you do the math. I couldn’t tell if bitch is fat or not, because I was too intoxicated. Intoxication is a must if you’re watching this kind of mess. I’m not sure what took place, but there was a lot of crotch grabbing and a lot of “all the ladies in the house” type dialogue. I think at one point he made us chant “Fuck You KFed” over and over again, which was very easy to do. Second nature, if you will.
The highlight of the evening was when the bartenders started screaming “We Want Britney!”