Tree Trunk Thighs

TMZ has the video of this morning’s Oprah (on tomorrow) where Kirstie Alley showed her new body off in a bikini. A year ago, she promised Oprah that when she got her new body, she would show it off in a bikini. Why?!

Kirstie looks much better than she used to, but still. I don’t want to see that. Actually, anybody in a bikini on the Oprah show is kind of gross. She should’ve reenacted that moment on the Oprah show when she (O) came out in 80s skinny jeans with a wagon full of fat.