Senior Citizens Get Married Too

 

UsWeekly is reporting that Brittany Murphy has secretly wed her screenwriter boyfriend, Simon Monjack. Brittany just broke up with one fiancee 8 months ago. At this weekend's Kentucky Derby the two were spotted both wearing weddings rings fueling rumors that they got hitched. 

 

A source said, “[Murphy and Montjack] were drinking Crown Royal, and [they] didn’t want photographers to take pictures of their rings because they were waiting to announce it on Monday."

 

Brittany is 29. Yes, 29! Bitch looks like she's about to enter the retirement home. She's got a little case of the Nicole-Richie-Syndrome. It's when you lose weight, lose the hotness and gain the OLD. She looks like she's ready to team up with Carol Channing and embark on a "COMEBACK" tour.