Brit Brit May Duet with Marilyn Monroe

 

Being the huge homo that he is, Lance Bass owns the rights to the Marilyn Monroe song "Down Boy." According to Star Magazine Lance has offered Britney Spears the chance to duet with Marilyn like Celine Dion did with Elvis on American Idol a couple of weeks ago. TORTURE! 

 

Brit is apparently considering the offer and may put it on her album due out in November. Marilyn has been through enough! I mean with all the divorces and miscarriges...she doesn't need this! Having her duet with Britney would be like making Mother Theresa dance with the devil!

 

In other Brit news, she played her last "comeback" gig in Las Vegas last night. Same broke wig. Same dirty bra. Same moves. Same everything.

 

Visit Breathe Heavy for pictures if you care.

 

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