George Michael Pleads Guilty

 

George Michael told a judge in London this morning that he was guilty for driving while on drugs. He told a judge that he was tired due to "prescription drugs." Sentencing was put off until further blood tests. Georgie was arrested last October when the cops found him in his car in the middle of an intersection, dead asleep.

 

He said, "'I am perfectly aware that I did something very wrong and got into my car when I was unfit to drive. I was not in my normal physical state and I'm perfectly prepared to accept the correct punishment for that and I would have accepted it a long time ago.  It was fairly predictable considering how much work I had done that week."

 

He had me until he started making excuses. What's wrong with these celebrities? They really can't just tell the truth without making petty excuses for themselves. What kind of work was he doing? Getting off with men in parks is hardly work. I still love him, though. Now and forever.

 

Source: Starpulse