Martha Stewart Should Be Blohan's Mom

 

Lindsay Lohan was on Martha Stewart this morning not wearing a bra and taking a verbal beating from Martha. Martha basically goes on and on about how Blohan is a "party girl" and "goes out every night." She even asks Lindsay if she eats! Lindsay basically says she doesn't go out every night and she's not a party girl. It's funny, because after the taping of this show (taped yesterday) Blohan went out!

 

Martha is really hot and should replace White Oprah as Lindsay's mother. Obviously, she cares more for her.

 

Gawker has put together the best moments! 

 

Here's Blohan today leaving NYC with her new boy-toy Calum Best.