Lily Allen is a Cry Baby

 

I used to have a major thing for Lily Allen, but lately she's become so damn annoying. She bitches and moans about everything. You're rich, famous and doing what you love! What the hell more do you want? Her latest "bitch and moan" is about her weight. Lily opened up on her MySpace:

fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse

that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I'm a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .

 

And of course the comments that followed from her fans were mostly "I love you Lily, you're gorgeous" "You're so beautiful" blah blah blah... That's what she wanted! Homegirl needs to suck it up and not be so damn dramatic.

Or maybe I got it all wrong and she's just trying to be funny.