Monday, May 14th 2007
Just Like a Prayer
Paris Hilton dressed all in white attended a church service yesterday at a Catholic church in Beverly Hills. Paris' sister Nicky also joined her for the Sunday service. Paris' father was in a nearby hospital where he's having surgery or something.
This was a really a Catholic church? How is it that this hobag didn't burst into flames upon entering the church? She was probably there for a little good press and also to collect some holy water. She's probably going to use the holy water to fight the exorcism in her vagina.
Source: This is London