Ewan McGregor Needs Help

 

Ewan McGregor has become a "huge" fan of underwear that enhances the package by lifting and supporting. Ewan was caught buying a large order of AussieBum's "Wonderjock" panties. He was only caught, because they had to run a credit check due to the large order.

 

The owner of AussieBum said, "We found out that Ewan McGregor was buying them only because he made such a huge order and we had to do a credit check.

"The fact these are selling so fast proves size matters to a modern man. The Wonderjocks were originally done as a bit of a joke after someone said to us,'Could you do something that makes me look a bit larger?'"

I thought Ewan already had a large one. He wants it to look even larger? That works for me. I'm also pretty sure Ewan paid for those panties by letting AussieBum drop his name. AB should also send some to Cisco Adler. Bitch needs all the help in the world lifting those nuts from his knees.

Source: SFGate 

Thanks Chic