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Gross

Doesn't Amy Winehouse's meth mouth burn when she puts ice on it like that? Nastiness. Amy is currently shooting her new video in Los Angeles. Her hair isn't normally like that and honestly it should never be like that.

She looks like a crackwhore Marge Simpson.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Gross • Trash

Ann Curry is So Damn Annoying!

Ann Curry interviewed Angelina Jolie for "The Today Show" this morning to talk about Marianne Pearl and all that other stuff. This is the interview where Angelina breaks down and cries a little. That part is not annoying, the annoying part is Ann Curry! She sucks at interviewing. Fast forward to around 3:30 to see Ann at her worst.

Ann gets so sappy, cheesy and emotional. It's about Angie not you Ann! I wanted to slap that bitch with Angie's lips!

Posted by: Michael K

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Brangelina • YouTubes

Decoding Rosie

Rosie O'Donnell just posted on her blog about the huge fight this morning on "The View." I have no idea what it means:

a split screen
new heights
or lows
depending on who u ask

is this kelli
no rosie
well hello it is betsy
i saw the view today
and wanted to call u
and just say hi and i hope u r ok

betsy and i chatted
i thanked her
fed the geese
put on amy winehouse

loud
always loud
the soul shakes
the heart awake

like it or not

tomorrow kelli turns 40
i will not be at work

Did bitch get fired? I know that right after the show, the executives had a huge meeting with the two. Dramz and decoding Rosie is like fucking figuring out morse code!

Posted by: Michael K

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Brawls • Rosie O'Donnell

Caprice is a Vision

I almost titled this "British Sluts Can't Dress" but Caprice isn't British. She was raised in California or something and like moved to London to "model." She speaks with one of those phoney British accents and she was on The Surreal Life. She showed up looking like an elegant lady to the Cannes premiere of "Death Proof" last night. Ironically, her tits are death proof too. I don't know what that means, but just go with it.

Source: Metro

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness

Would You Hit It?

When I was a teenager I had a severe crush on Andy Garcia. Yes, he was an old man then too but I had major daddy issues. Anyway, enough about me I think I'd still tap that. Here he is with the Don Cheadle in Cannes. He jumps like a little girl.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Would You Hit It?

Afternoon Crumbs

Who needs pants anyway? - Just Jared

Kurt Cobain and other dead rockers in a new campaign for Doc Marten - Drunken Stepfather

Ozzy Osbourne's crazy LSD memories - Hollywood Rag

Kelly Ripa rides the bull - IDLYITW

Mischa Barton lights up - Cityrag

That cop just wanted to get a better look at Jessica Alba - Hollywood Tuna

John Mayer should stick to his day job - Popsugar

Jakey G napping on a train - Towleroad

A creepy "Got Milk" ad - Popbytes

More of Sharon Stone in a fugly bikini - Egotastic!

Eve claims she wasn't driving drunk - ASL

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

One Step Closer to a "Sex and the City" Movie

Executive Producer Michael King will direct the "Sex and the City" feature film. Michael wrote, produced and directed several episodes of the HBO series. There has been a lot of rumors about the future of the project, but with a director hired it's getting one step closer to becoming reality.

Shooting is expected to begin as early as this Fall. Mario Cantone who was a series regular said nobody is signed on to the film yet.

He said, "They called me about my availability, but nothing’s negotiated. Hopefully if all the negotiations go well, it will happen in the fall."

Kim Cattrall was said to be hesitant about doing a movie, but since her career is in the toilet now I'm sure she wants that paycheck. Aren't these broads too old for this crap! Does it take place a damn retirement home?

Sex and the Geritol!

Source: Coming Soon

Posted by: Michael K

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Film • Sarah Jessica Parker • TV

Don't Turn Around

Sharon Stone actually looks amazing in the body for being almost 50. She's pretty hot in the front, but ack! I never liked looking at cottage cheese. I prefer mine with canned peaches. Sharon showed off hers without peaches while lounging on Roberto Cavalli's yacht in Cannes.

Source: Daily Mail

Thx Leslie

Posted by: Michael K

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Sharon Stone

Karen Allen Back With Indy

Sources close to the production of Indiana Jones 4 say that Karen Allen will be back as Indy's greatest girlfriend, Marion Ravenwood. Marion will be the mother of Shia LaBeouf's character who is going to be a greaser-type. Rumor is that Indy will turn out to be his father.

Karen will join Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett and Sean Connery.

Now if they can just get Kate Capshaw to come back and recreate that hot number she did at the beginning of Temple of Doom!

Source: Cinematical

Posted by: Michael K

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Film • Hotness

A Rosie and Hasselcrack Bitch Fight Like No Other!

This clip is long, but it's pretty effin riveting. It's from today's "The View" and is not just your regular Rosie/Hasselcrack bitch fight. This chicks get into it and I was waiting for Rosie to jump over the table and strangle Elisabeth! It's of course about politics and towards the end they are on the verge of tears. It gets pretty personal.

Elisabeth even brings up "The Trump."

Posted by: Michael K

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Rosie O'Donnell • Talk Shows