Tania Derveaux is ready to give out 40,000 blowjobs to men that vote for her in the next Belgian election. Tania is currently the leading (of course) NEE party senate candidate. Tania says she will take a 500-day tour around the world and blow dudes every single day. That's about 80 dicks a day!

 

In order to receive a oral tongue bath from Tania you have to be 18 or older, wear a condom and Tania can deny you for any reason. She said, "We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes."

 

Rules, rules, rules! Her jaw will most likely fall off by dick 200. Tania doesn't realize how much nasty wang there is out there. Trust me, I've come across some. Cheese sandwich. 

 

The next Belgian election is June 5th and at least 40,000 votes are needed to start a political group.

 

That's my kind of campaign! Hey! That means Paris Hilton could run for senate in Belgium! She's probably several thousand ahead of Tania! There's a future for that twat after all!

 

 

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There are normal Hollywood couples out there...I think. Ryan Phillipe has asked for joint custody of the children he shares with Reese Witherspoon. He is also not asking for spousal support even though Reese is way richer. Reese filed for divorce last November and asked for joint custody and exclusive use of the family home.

 

They didn't sign a pre-nup, so it looks like Ryan is going to make out with some cash after all.

 

That was civil and drama free. Hmmm...maybe Reese has something over Ryan?! I once went to a drag show in L.A. and the perform swore she effed Ryan and he smelled like caca. Hah! 

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

Megan Fox might be hot...not sure...and the other girls of Maxim's Hot 100 - Egotastic! 

 

No more chipmunk love for John and Jessica anymore? - Holy Candy 

 

Pamela Anderson airs it out - Drunken Stepfather 

 

Kelly Brook sort of looks like Julia Roberts...I said sort of! - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Halle Berry continues to look knocked up - IDLYITW 

 

David Beckham is a fuzzy peach - Popsugar 

 

China says OK to Xtina - Hollywood Rag 

 

The Bachelor is so damn gay - Just Jared 

 

Buy a Happy Meal and you just might find some weed - Cityrag 

 

Demi Moore is still sleeping with a homeless man - ASL 

 

 

 

 

 

Britney Spears has moved passed the wigs and into the broke ass weaves. Does 7-Eleven have a salon I don't know about?! Who the hell puts that girl together in the scalp department. That thing looks like it's put together with saliva and rubber bands. This girl just doesn't have a clue.

 

Maybe before she got famous she made a pact with God that if he made her rich and famous, she'd have to promise him that she'd provide the world with laughs for the rest of her life. I mean..who would wear a DIY weave and "I Love Pink" shorty shorts together. You have to love this ho. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is random! Very random! Gabriel Byrne has blasted of all things, O Magazine! He blames Oprah for airbrushing herself and other people to death in her magazine.

 

Gabey said, "Every single picture was airbrushed. Women look at those pictures and say, 'Why don't I look like that?' and husbands say, 'Why doesn't my wife look like that at 50?'

"There's a picture of Oprah on the cover where she looks about 12. If I bought a magazine and put pictures of myself looking 19, somebody would say to me, 'Stop it'.

"I saw this hilarious as that had this woman with two tiny wrinkles by her eyes. It said, 'This is what you look like at 60.' I know nobody who looked like that even at 20."

Why would Gabey say such things? He's sort of right, but why does he care enough to actually talk about. Weird. Maybe he's in cahoots with that woman who is suing Oprah for racial discrimination, because she's white . Yeah, that's the ticket.

Source: Starpulse

 

 

 

Posh Beckham is back in Los Angeles and created a photographer frenzy when she visited a local grocery store. She probably heard how fun they are and wanted to see for herself. Field trip! Posh also kept her nips from outerspace under tight wraps. Thank you for that Posh. Finally, you are thinking of others! 

 

She however didn't shield her skeleton feet from us. Why do the skinnies always have hands and feet from hell? It's the price you pay I guess. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nick Carter's new girlfriend has the smoothest skin ever...I need to know her beauty secret! - SAYOR 

 

Naomi Watts is REALLY pregnant - ICYDK 

 

Paris Hilton should stick to this new look - SOW 

 

You can sleep better at night knowing that Douche Madden and Nicole Richie are still together - INO 

 

Manhattan gets shocked - Towleroad 

 

JRM's bread is happy to see us - Mollygood

 

Paris Hilton with baby...DO NOT click on if you love babies! - Defamer

 

 

 

 

 

The Duchess of Pork and the Dutchess of Meth collided last night at Cipriani's Concert Series in NYC where FF took the stage. Two much beauty in one place! I don't know what to do.

 

Let's be real, FF looks just as old as the original Fergie. FF get thee an oxygen mask STAT! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think I have that same t-shirt from American Apparel and yes I said T-SHIRT! Pamela Anderson being the fashion maven she is decided to make a full-length dress out of it and yes I said full-length. That's fully covered to Pamela. So demure that one.

 

Pamela arrived in France yesterday to promote her soon-to-be-Oscar-nominated film "Blonde and Blonder."