For some reason I figured Kate Bosowrth's dude, James Rousseau, was a real dreamboat. They've been dating since September and he's some British model. He's good from far, far from good. They sort of look like brother and sister. On the positive, Kate is looking much..much better. She's still fighting the old, though.

 

Here's these two lovebirds at the opening of the Alessandro Dell’Acqua boutique in NYC last night.

 

 

 

What the hell is she doing? - Egotastic! 

 

Gemma Atkinson's breasts are actually quite amazing - Hollywood Tuna 

 

The Travoltas are wonderful parents - IDLYITW 

 

Paris Hilton buys corn - Cityrag 

 

Janet Jackson hates working out - Hollywood Rag 

 

Violet and Jen are joined at the hip - Popsugar 

 

Jessica Simpson still looks like a dude - Just Jared 

 

Kylie Minogue claims she's not boinking a married man - ASL 

 

Bin Laden wanted to kill Bobby Brown - ONTD

 

Traci Bingham in yet another elegant outfit - The Bastardly

 

 

 

 

Pete Doherty has produced his own art made out of his own blood. The show called "Bloodworks" includes 14 pieces made with blood, pen and pencils.

 

The Bankrobber gallery in the Notting Hill part of London is showing his works for the next 4 weeks.

 

The owner said, "His use of blood lends itself perfectly to exploring the extraordinary personal and physical intensity that characterises so much of Peter’s life and work as an artist in the broadest sense."

 

Prices for his work haven't been established, but limited-edition prints are available starting around $700.  

 

Nastiness. That is some contaminated art! That being said, my barfday is coming up and this would look lovely next to my Farrah Fawcett boob art.  

 

 

Source: DM

 

 

 

HELL TO THE NO! Bobby Brown has sued Whitney Houston to change the custody terms of their 14-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina. In court documents Bobby claims that he couldn't hire a lawyer to respond to Whitney's divorce petition, because he was broke.  

 

He wants spousal AND child support. He says since his divorce he's been homeless at times. Their divorce became final on April 24th on Whit was granted full custody of their daughter. She told the court that her ex-husband could not support Bobbi Kristina. Bobby was not in court at the time.

 

Bobby and Whitney will face off in court on June 15th.

 

What happened to all his NEW EDITION money?! Bobby is really laying it on thick. Homeless my ass! He needs to get used to not having Whitney's money around. He doesn't deserve a dime from her ass!  

 

Source: ETOnline

 

 

 

Paris Hilton spent yesterday bike riding in the hills with her trainer. Where were the coyotes when we needed them? Paris may have something to smile about since it's pretty clear she won't serve the entire 45 days in jail.

 

The L.A. County Sheriff's office told the LA Times that she'll probably only serve half, because of good behavior and overcrowding. Some inmates only serve a few hours.

 

The Sheriff said, "She will be treated like any other inmate who's classified as a low-level security risk. There are a series of issues that will come into play here, including her criminal history, the nature of the offense and the population of the facility."

 

Figured, but can't they do the citizens of the world a favor by letting other inmates go before her? Where's the justice! 

 

 

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Joy Turner from "My Name is Earl" and her fiancee, DJ Eric Cubiche, popped out a baby boy this morning in Los Angeles. They named their baby Dezi James, because Eric is Cuban and always does a Desi Arnaz impersonation around Jaime. What's with the Z in the Desi?

 

They are planning to get married later this year.

 

Isn't it exciting?! Yeah, didn't think so. Jaime's dude looks like a Monchichi. So do I! I'm just saying. 

 

Source: People

 

 

 

 

Lily Allen may face charges for being a douche and kicking a pap - SOW 

 

Tim Allen is the Hulk villian - ICYDK 

 

Drew Barrymore joins the fight against hunger - Gabsmash 

 

Crissy Ronaldo hugs some dude that is in dire need of a tan - Towleroad 

 

Jennifer Aniston and Laura Dern team up to fight the evil - Popbytes 

 

Douche McDouche from The Hills goes to rehab - Mollygood 

 

Julianne Moore's mini-me - Celebrity Baby Scoop 

 

LaKiki describes Simon's lips - INO

 

 

 

A Florida judge ordered that once Joe Francis finishes his jail sentence in Florida he must be sent to Reno, Nevada to face charges there. Joe will be released on Tuesday after a 35-day sentence for contempt of court. Prosecutors wanted to keep Joe in Florida to face criminal chages from 2003 involving shooting minors with their tits out.

 

The judge said Joe must first face tax evasion charges in Nevada.

 

That ass is getting passed around! Joe is going to be known as having the sweetest ass from coast to coast. Maybe when he's finished with his jail time, he can have a contest with Paris Hilton to see who's ass is the most raw.

 

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It was Angelina Jolie's turn to pick up Maddox from school in Prague. Brad picked him up the other day and since I live up her asshole I thought I'd let you know. The other dude with her is her brother. You know the one she likes to french? 

 

She used to be so damn hot. Brad and Angie are truly sucking the hot out of each other!

 

 

 

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File this under IDGAF! Jade Goody is expecting her third child with boyfriend Jack Tweedy. Jade is best known for being a pig and a British reality TV star. She infamously went on a racist rant about Shilpa Shetty on Celebrity Big Brother earlier this year. After the rant, Jade apologized and visited India.

 

Jade has two kids from a previous relationship. Click here to see a picture of Jack Tweedy . He's way hotter than her, so let's hope the baby gets his looks.

 

She seriously looks like a pig and I'm not even trying to be mean! Ok, I'm trying just a little bit.

 

Source: BBC