You know you want this. It's a slow news day, so here's a little Mr. Big in Hawaii with some parrot. Thrilling shit. Mr. Big sure got big. His gut is bigger than his titties!

 

That bird should've bit his ass and yes I'd hit it. 

 

 

Source: Flynet

 

 

 

Muireann McDonnell is currently dating Colin Farrell, but their new love has come at a price. Before dating Colin, Muireann was seeing a dude named John Marc Knight. Shortly after she split with John she met Colin and the two immediately became a couple. Two months later, a heartbroken John couldn't take it and he killed himself. 

 

A source said, "He struggled to cope with her seeing somebody else. The fact it was Colin Farrell must have made matters worse. As time passed things got worse for John."

 

This isn't Colin's fault! Unfortunately, he's probably going to dump her ass, but it isn't his fault that her ex did himself in. Sadness.

 

Colin looks like a gay leather daddy.  

 

Source: This is London

 

 

 

 

 

Ice-T will keep using the "N-word" and I will keep posting pictures of CoCo for no reason - Vh1 Blog 

 

The Littlest Mermaid - Swim At Your Own Risk

 

Xtina gets back to her roots - SOW

 

Pamela Anderson tells ScarJo to do Playboy - Celebitchy

 

Ashley Olsen is a Goddess - ICYDK

 

Madonna is a screamer - INO

 

Antonella Barba might be dating Blake Lewis...Chris won't be pleased - Derek Hail

 

 

 

Nothing pleases me more than to see two long-lost twin sisters reunite! Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and Lindsay Lohan reunited last night  at the Byron Williams salon opening. Rachel is like 300-years older than Lindsay, but they seriously could pass as her older sister. Lindsay needs to fix that issue STAT.

 

My new favorite Bijou Phillips also showed up. Only for the open bar I'm sure. It was so nice of her pimp to let her off from working the Barstow truck-stop last night. I hear Thursday is a busy night! 

 

 

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan took time out from her busy partying schedule to support Britney Spears in her 3rd comeback concert at the House of Blues on Sunset Blvd last night. Lindsay was the only high-profile celebrity in the house and she left quickly after Brit's 12-minute set. She was probably only there to laugh at her ass.

 

It was once again nothing new. Same ole' lip-syncing, same ole' numbers and same ole' broke ass wig.

 

Visit TOB and Breathe Heavy to see pictures, because I'm sick of looking at her in that pink bra.

 

You know she probably doesn't wash it. Yuck. That thing probably has tit sweat from HELL!!!!

 

 

 

 

Somebody out there really...I mean really...wants to see a Spice Girls reunion. The 5 chicks have apparently been offered £1million each to star in a one-time Christmas concert. 

 

At David Beckham's Birthday party a couple of nights ago, Melanie B, Geri Haliwell, Posh  Beckham and Emma Bunton discussed the idea of a reunion concert. Melanie C aka Sporty Spice is apparently also open to the idea. Emma is due to give birth this Summer, so that gives her enough time to get back into shape for the concert.

 

Can they just please do this stupid concert, so the world can stop talking about it! God knows Geri could use the cash to fix that face! Unfortunately, it looks like she already tried to fix it.

 

MADAME the puppet lives in Geri Halliwell!!! 

 

Source: Metro

 

 

 

 

 

Scarlett Johansson hosted the Louis Vuitton LOVE party last night at the LV store in NYC. The party was to benefit OXFAM which ScarJo supports.  Homegirl looks like her twin brother in drag here. Not a good look. These chicks always insist on wearing three make-up counters on their mugs.

 

Also spotted was Mya begging for a job, some chick from "The Office", Amanda Lepore begging for more plastic work and Serena Williams begging for a sex change.

 

Seeing Amanda and Serena side-by-side below really makes me think. I can't tell who's the tranny!  

 

 

 

 

Elizabeth Taylor was chosen by Matt Groening and company to utter the first words for Baby Maggie Simpson on "The Simpsons." Elizabeth was asked to only say "Daddy."

 

Matt said that they did 25 takes of it and they couldn't get Liz to say it without sounding so sexy. He said when they told her to tone it down she said "FUCK YOU" and walked out. Damn, that woman is so hot.  I'm assuming she was able to walk back then, because it would've been very awkward if she was in a wheelchair. It's hard to stage dramatic exits when you're in a wheelchair. 

 

Matt also said that Prince wanted to do the show, but he didn't like the script they wrote for him. He wanted to use a script his driver wrote. Oh, Hollywood!

 

Matt is spilling the beans on funny stories to celebrate the 400th episode of the show as well as the feature film which hits this Summer.

 

Source: NYDN

 

 

 

OMG!!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!! STOP YOUR POOPING!!!! Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is standing up!!!! She is just on step closer to saving the World!

 

Anyway, here's Bradley and Shiloh spending some quality time in Prague. I read some newspaper that proclaimed "Shiloh's Walking!" and I don't see any walking, just standing. Lazy. Maddox taught her well.  

 

 

Source: JJB

 

 

 

Liv Tyler will play Betty Ross in the new Incredible Hulk movie which stars Edward Norton in the title role. The first film starred Jennifer Connelly as Betty.

 

Betty is Dr. Bruce Banner's co-worker and love interest. The second movie will start with Betty estranged from Bruce, but when hos around the world try to kill the Hulk, Betty gets swept back into his world.

 

Shooting is set begin this Summer in Toronto with a straight-to-DVD 2008 release. 

 

Instead of posting some boring picture of Liv, I found this shoe store in Shanghai named after her ass. That looks like a low-rent Payless. I wonder how many stores around the World are named after celebrities. I so want to go to the Lindsay Lohan snow cone shop.

 

Source: Coming Soon