Sunday, April 29th 2007
Fantasia in The Color Purple
Fantasia is currently starring as Celie (Whoopi Goldberg in the film) in The Color Purple the Musical on Broadway. I was invited to see this shit last week and give my opinion, because I'm like a serious theater critic. Basically, I know two things. I know when I'm entertained and I know when I'm not.
I was entertained, but it came at a price. Fantasia can sing, but homegirl can't act and that's what made it entertaining. I love watching bad acting. Homegirl's got heart and the audience nearly cacas their chonies when she sings "I'm Here" which is like Celie's anthem or something.
The musical also closely follows the book more than the movie did. In the book Celie gets straight-up lesbo with Shug Avery. Seeing Fantasia reach for the beaver seemed very natural like watching a bear catch trout. She was made for that sort of thing.
Fantasia also proves (above) that high-waisted needs to stop! It shouldn't even be allowed onstage or in film. I don't care if it's a "period" thing!
So if you love Fantasia and you love loud audiences (I mean they talked back and everything) you'll love The Color Purple.
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Sunday, April 29th 2007
Hot Slut of the Week: Nola Ochs
Age: 95
Birthday: ?
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: April 28, 2007
Claim to Fame: She will be the oldest college graduate when she gets her degree on May 12th from Fort Hays State University in Kansas.
Where is she now? Probably choosing a hot outfit for graduation day.
Why is she HS of the Week? Homegirl is proving that you're never too old for anything! Well, except midriffs....there's an age limit on that. I love Nola!
Sunday, April 29th 2007
Why Bother Even Wearing a Top?
Posh Beckham landed in Los Angeles yesterday and let her nipples do the leading. Those things are so wonky. I'm so confused. What's that white band underneath them? Is that to pull them up or something? Why bother! And why are her nipples practically poking up at the sun. Too many questions and I'm really too gay to be dealing with this.
Source: Flynet
Sunday, April 29th 2007
Please, You Know She Was Soliciting
BEAT ALERT! Remember Jessica Sierra? She was an "American Idol" finalist that took her talents to Hooters in Florida. No joke. Well, she was arrested around 2am on Sunday at the Hyde Park Cafe in Tampa, FL. Bitch smashed a glass over a man's head gashing his eye open.
She's all elegance that one.
She was arrested for battery. The police said, “Sierra was not cooperative with police, she was belligerent, kicking at back window when she was placed in the patrol car, and warned several times if she didn’t stop kicking, she would be placed in leg constraints."
She was later released on $11,500 bond.
Homegirl looks used and abused. A Dlisted reader said she also had coke on her. Coke? More like METH! She has the face of a 45-year-old truck stop hooker looking for her next fix!
Source: MyFox Tampa
Sunday, April 29th 2007
Fuggie's Six Fugly Outfits
Fuggie Fug was one of the co-hosts of the MTV Video Music Awards in Australia along with the Madden douches. It looks like she spent a lot of time picking our her ensembles and unfortunately it didn't work out. I've seen hotter outfits at the clearance rack of the Salvation Army. I mean...I've heeeeard there are better outfits.
High-waisted neon?! WTF? She probably wants to piss in peace without bitches gawking at the stain. She's not going to make the same mistake twice.
Sunday, April 29th 2007
They'll Let Anyone in at Coachella
Coachella has gone to the dogs, literally. Mischa Barton is a purty girl, but she suffers from fashion overdrive. I don't know why she bothers, shopping? She's going to wear what someone tells her to wear anyway. The crazy homeless woman that walks the streets of NYC in a trash bag gown like she was on a catwalk has more fashion sense than this ho.
Sunday, April 29th 2007
Roach Dress
Tonight was the MTV Awards in Australia and Nicole Richie was there, because her boyfriend's brother is boning some Australian chick. So that sort of makes her an Aussie, I guess? Anyway, she looks better than she did yesterday. The dress however belongs on a roach. A pretty roach, don't worry.
Sunday, April 29th 2007
Birthday Sluts
Uma Thurman (37)
Andre Agassi (37)
Master P (37)
Carnie Wilson (39)
Michelle Pfeiffer (49)
Eve Plumb (49)
Daniel Day-Lewis (50)
Kate Mulgrew (52)
Jerry Seinfeld (53)
Saturday, April 28th 2007
A Hairless Angel
What happened to David Boreanaz's hair? They don't make hairless Italians, so he must've shaved that shit off. He totally has chicken chest, but I'd still get down with that.
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