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I heard Tyra Banks on Conan O'Brien last night was gold and now I know it's true. WTF is this ho talking about?! She's like talking about ass touching shoulders. I'm confused. She also talked about Rosie O'Donnell's amazing breats. I love Tyra, because she will vomit whatever her tiny brain comes up with.
"It goes to a reputable court and it gets thrown out."
"The girl" said she feels it's sad that this one-thing is overshadowing the real issue which is to raise AIDS awareness in India.
Um, what did Richard say? I was too busy oogling over that vintage photo of him. Damn, no wonder the gerbils love that ass.