Saturday, April 28th 2007
Birthday Sluts
Jessica Alba (26)
Penelope Cruz (33)
Elisabeth Rohm (34)
Mary McDonnell (55)
Jay Leno (57)
Ann-Margaret (66)
Friday, April 27th 2007
Greasy
Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, the Olsens, Nicole Richie, Fuggie Fug...all these dumbasses are starting to look the same. They even dress the same. They all have that nasty-ass hair that's just begging to be washed.
Fuggie arrived in Australia today for the MTV Video Music Awards this weekend. She needs to work less on her fitness and more on her hygiene.
Friday, April 27th 2007
I Hope He Dropped Her
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It's Nicky Hilton and David Katzenburg sucking face at Tao in Las Vegas this past weekend! This is about as sexy as Cisco Adler's nutsack. If you flip the picture horizontal it looks like someone's giving CPR to a dead corpse. Take your pick on which one is the corpse.
I always thought Nicky was the classy Hilton, but looks like skank runs in the family.
Source: E!
Friday, April 27th 2007
My Gay Uncle
How precious is this? Uncle Jakey with his niece, Ramona. This is so sweet. It was almost perfect until I saw pictures with that fugly fug Maggi.
Can't Jakey and Peter Sarsgaard kidnap Ramona and take her far, far away from that witch Maggie? They can raise her on a cattle ranch and take secret trips to the mountains...oh wait...that already happened and it ended in tragedy. Ok, eff that.
Source: I Heart Jake
Thanks JHO
Friday, April 27th 2007
What the Hell is Tyra Saying?!
I heard Tyra Banks on Conan O'Brien last night was gold and now I know it's true. WTF is this ho talking about?! She's like talking about ass touching shoulders. I'm confused. She also talked about Rosie O'Donnell's amazing breats. I love Tyra, because she will vomit whatever her tiny brain comes up with.
VIA ONTD
Friday, April 27th 2007
Afternoon Crumbs
Paris Hilton's drunk driving PSA - IDLYITW
YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS HUGH GRANT PICTURE!!!!!! - ASL
Kristin Cavallari's bra is showing, but her boyfriend is hotter - Hollywood Tuna
Will Angie please get that vein fixed - Just Jared
Tyra Banks grabs Rosie O'Donnell in the breast area - Egotastic!
Nicole Richie hiding behind daddy's money - Mollygood
Sean Penn is a friend of Eve - Popsugar
Eddie Murphy's hot tub days - Cityrag
Sanjy's straight story - VH1 Blog
Even Lindsay Lohan's driver can't drive - Hollywood Rag
Shocking! Mischa Barton wears ugly clothes - The Bastardly
Rose McGowan's face is melting before our very eyes - ICYDK
Sienna Miller was a lot hotter and limber at 17 - Drunken Stepfather
Wrong stats - College Humor
Friday, April 27th 2007
Say Something Nice
Star Jones last night at the Museum of Modern Image honoring Matt Lauer: I'd hit it. Gay Al probably taught her how to give good head.
Friday, April 27th 2007
The Cheerleader from Heroes Hates Bloggers
Hayden Pantyhose or whatever her name is says she's only 17 and doesn't want to read nasty things about herself on the internet. Um, so don't go on the internet? DUH!
She told People Magazine, "You go on these internet blogs and people say the meanest things. I’m a normal person. Just because I’m in the spotlight doesn’t mean I’m God’s gift to the world. I’m learning and making mistakes just like every other 17-year-old girl out there. "
Yes and your mistakes are our fortune! That's the downfall of being rich, young and famous! Sorry to break it to you hon. It's better you learn now than later.
Oh and Hayden is one of People's most beautiful people this year.
Here she is at some weird "Ice Princess" skating party. Not sure if they are old or new, but they are weird.
Friday, April 27th 2007
Richard Gere Isn't Scared
Richard Gere doesn't think he's going to spend 3-months in an Indian jail for kissing Shilpa Shetty at an AIDS Awareness event in Mumbai . Richard told Jon Stewart last night:
"Me kissing the girl on the cheek was nothing. There is a very small right-wing, very conservative political party in India and they are the moral police in India ... they do this kind of thing quite often.
"It goes to a reputable court and it gets thrown out."
"The girl" said she feels it's sad that this one-thing is overshadowing the real issue which is to raise AIDS awareness in India.
Um, what did Richard say? I was too busy oogling over that vintage photo of him. Damn, no wonder the gerbils love that ass.
Source: Starpulse
Friday, April 27th 2007
The Bang Doesn't Fool Me
Paris Hilton looks like she's trying to use the bang to cover-up her wonk. It doesn't fool me. I see right past it. Seriously, how do you get the wonk fixed? Do they have to like cut our your eyes and put in a new lid? Nastiness.
Here's Paris at the UsWeekly party last night. She's really starting to get boring. There's really nothing new to say.
She also bought some new pussy yesterday. Click here to see it. I'm already praying for them.
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