Thursday, April 19th 2007

I've Missed You Chupa!

 
Look at what the cat dragged in! No seriously, I think a cat dragged that in.
 
It's Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe! How I missed her! She came out looking for virgin blood at last night's Room100 party at the Thompson Hotel in NYC. Doesn't she look foxy?
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

Virgie Arthur Effed Her Stepbrother!

 
I'm going to file this under "Let's Drag Out This ANS Saga For Another 3 Years" file. TMZ has uncovered a little known fact about Virgie Arthur, Anna's mother. Virgie has a child with her stepbrother. SCANDAL!
 
TMZ explains:
 
Here's the deal: Virgie's mom, Paralee, married a guy named Melvin and had Virgie. In another part of Texas, a guy named George William Tacker got together with this chick named Betty Jo and had a son named David Luther Tacker. Then Paralee and George got married, so Virgie and David became their stepkids. They were all one big happy family -- maybe too happy, because Virgie hooked up with her stepbro to produce David Luther Tacker, Jr.

 
There's no bloodline there, but it's a little weird. I don't know how old Virgie was when her mother married her Stepfather and how old she was when she had David L. She could've been older when her mother got married. I guess I'm not that grossed out by it, because if my stepbrother was Brad Pitt I'd definitely cross the family lines.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

Gwen's 4 in the Morning


ANOTHER Gwen Stefani single and video. This little diddy's called "4 in the Morning" and is probably my favorite track on her album which isn't saying much. As usual, Gwen looks fresh-faced thanks to 10-pounds of make-up. I dig it.

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

Afternoon Crumbs

 
I have no idea who Gemma Atkinson is, but everytime I see her I want more and yes I was breast fed as a child - Hollywood Tuna 
 
Scientology wants Virginia Tech - IDLYITW 
 
Jessica Biel's legs takeover Letterman - Egotastic! 
 
Lindsay Lohan felt sexually safe in rehab - Hollywood Rag 
 
Kiki dogs up W Magazine - The Bastardly
 
Xtina has some angry fans - Cityrag
 
Geri Haliwell's box of something - Drunken Stepfather
 
Pink has vagina power - Mollygood 
 
Jessica Alba flashes that ass - Just Jared 
 
Doogie Howser didn't want a gay witch hunt - ASL 
 
Two out of three of Heidi Klum's kids are cute - Popsugar 
 
SAVE KNUT, again - BWE 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

Out with the Old Beard, In with the New Beard

 
Big-tittied, Jesse Metcalfe, is out of rehab and looks like he's got a new lady. Jesse was dating British sweet-tart Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud. They even flaunted their "love" in a spread for OK! Magazine last month.
 
Maybe that bird is his sister? She kind of looks like a not as hot Amy Winhouse which means BUSTED in the FACE.
 
Source: Flynet
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

SHOCKING! LC and Jason Had Boring Sex

 
The sex tape allegedly made by LC and Jason of Laguna Beach is apparently real. REAL boring. A source told TMZ that a porn company withdrew their offer to buy the tape, because it sucks. The source called it  "vanilla" with "no hardcore sex."
 
SugarDVD said they pulled their $500,000 offer for other reasons. Sugar said, "We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department."
 
They are talking about Jason. Sugar is also hoping other porn companies don't buy the tape.
 
I could've told you their shit was boring. Look at them. LC looks like she never had an orgasm in her life and Jason looks like he isn't capable of giving a broad an orgasm.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

Give it to Daddy, Part II

 
Nothing like a good panty show. Yeah, I'm acting like I've never seen panties before. Actually, not on a woman. I saw pink panties on myself last night, but that's for another show. Mischa Barton brought the goods last night in London. 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

Dick'll Make You Slap Someone!


ALEXYSS TYLOR is the hottest woman on Earth! She has returned in a big way. You can now find her VAGINA POWER message everywhere on YouTube. Visit her official site for more information and join her MySpace! Her voice needs to be heard.

She's hosting an interview session on her website tonight. Above is another hot video of Alexyss and her mother (yeah that's her mother) stating the facts about woman that get Dickmatized. She's right when she says "dick'll make you slap someone!" If Alexyss started a church, I'd actually get my lazy ass out of bed on Sundays and worship!


Thanks Lakota

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

Morning Wood

 
Speaking of Pete Doherty.... - ICYDK
 
The one leg exercise that will give you a big O - Celebitchy
 
Brad Pitt's "Supergirl" story about Angelina was all a lie - Celebrity Nation
 
The Lohan/Knightley duet will not happen - Gabsmash
 
Britney Spears might be coming to a House of Blues near you - INO
 
Remember The Nelsons? - SOW
 
Ted Haggard takes his homo ass to Arizona - Towleroad
 
Save the seals!!!!! - SAYOR
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

It's Blood!

 
Is my future ex-husband, Pete Doherty, spraying his blood around again ?  Naw, it's just ketchup. At least I hope it is.
 
The day before a judge praised Petey for his efforts in staying drug-free. Pete told the court that the love he feels for Kate Moss and his friends have helped him stay off the smack.
 
He said, "The people I'm closest to have had enough. They've said it's drugs or them. A lot has changed in the past week."
 
After that, he left court, got into his car, stopped in a nearby alley and popped a vein. Ok, that's not fact. The day Pete Doherty truthfully kicks drugs, is the day that all the coke plants in the world shrivel up and die. There wouldn't be a reason for them to go on anymore. 
 
Source: Metro
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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