Sunday, April 1st 2007

Fuggie Fug is Looking Hot!


Above is a parody of "Fergalicious" from NYC performer Greg Scarnici.

Fergie should've put this out instead the original video. She looks way hotter and those back-up dancers are beyond. Bring the chunk, I love it.

Thanks Efren

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Sunday, April 1st 2007

Ashlee Simpson is Not Herself

 
Everytime I look at Ashlee Simpson I see a fugly girl trying so hard to be sexy and gorge. It ain't going to happen! Besides the coat is fighting her for the fug.
 
Recently, Ashlee gave a "thumbs up" to her sister's new romance to John Mayer. A source said, "Ashlee loves John. She thinks he is great for her. More importantly, Jess is happy."
 
Here's Ashlee with shitwater blonde hair at Parc last night in Los Angeles.
 
 
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Sunday, April 1st 2007

Hmmmm.....?

There's something off about Jamie Lynn Spears and I'm not sure what. The hideous highlights, the fake tan, the scary eyebrows? The new Britney made an apperance at last night's Nick Kids Choice Awards and poised with the crazy Paula Abdul. I'm sure Paula tried to slip her some Vicodin tea.

The picture of Jamie Lynn, Dakota and Elle Fanning scares me. They are the trifecta of evil!

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Sunday, April 1st 2007

Debra Opri's $620,000 Bill!

 
Larry Birkhead apparently fired his lawyer Debra Opri and maybe he's wishing he hadn't done that just yet. Last week Debra sent him a legal bill for $620,492.84. TMZ reports that she bills at $475 per hour. Here's some ridic things she billed for:
 
- $4,500 for her own personal pr rep
 
-  $4,750 to attend ANS' funeral in the Bahamas even though Larry never asked her to attend.
 
- $4,265 for Cingular roaming services while in the Bahamas
 
- $25.75 for laundry service for her husband who was on the trip with her
 
- $2,467.75 for a dinner that Larry was not present at
 
Debra also offered him a discount of $511,365.09 if he pays without further discussion. 
 
Hey, homegirl has to get paid right? It's not like attorneys are known for being the most moral folk. Larry better start asking "The Insider" for more EXCLUSIVE interivews. He has a bill to pay!
 
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Sunday, April 1st 2007

Hot Slut of the Week: Midge Potts

Age: 38
Birthday: ?
Birth Name: Mitchell Eugene Potts

Original Date of HS of the Day: March 26, 2007
Claim to Fame: Tranny peace activist!

Where is she now? Protesting smart stuff.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because she gave the hottest performance EVER at the Valerie Plame hearings. Click here to watch it! 

 

 

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Sunday, April 1st 2007

Aren't His Kids White?

 
Nona Paris Lola Jackson claims that she is the baby momma of three of Michael Jackson's kids.  The London-based crazy has filed papers in Los Angeles asking for shared-custody. Debbie Rowe is named on the birth certificate of Prince Michael I, Paris Michael and Prince Michael II (Blanket).
 
These hos have some effed up names.
 
Nona said, "Debbie's hospital records will prove that my kids are not hers because of DNA. I gave birth through the means of water birth because I am technically an herbalist."
 
Nona also claims she's the mother of Zahara, knows the cure for Cancer and that her vagina is the fountain of eternal youth. 
 
 
Thanks Mrs. Williams
 
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Sunday, April 1st 2007

Green Jizz

Justin Timberlake and Vince Vaughn hosed each other down at the Nick Kids Choice Awards last night. That's not a good look for Vince.

He probably looks like that normally after a 15-minute jog.

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Sunday, April 1st 2007

Nicole Kidman Has a Sense of Humor

Nicole Kidman received some kind of award for "Happy Feet" at the Nick Kids Awards yesterday from a slimed-up Tobey Maguire and Steve Carrell. Those dudes look kind of hot all slimy and wet. Nasty.

Nicole's face looks a little weird, like she had collagen injected in her cheeks!

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Sunday, April 1st 2007

Hot Slut of the Day!

 
 
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Sunday, April 1st 2007

Birthday Sluts

Bijou Phillips (27)
Method Man (36)
Jane Adams (42)
Barry Sonnenfeld (54)
Ali McGraw (69)
Debbie Reynolds (75)

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