Melanie C aka Sport Spice has a song. Homegirl couldn't come up with her own, so she covered "I Want Candy." Um...is this sugar free, cause it's too much for me. I will say the video is hot, but the song sucks hardcore. Posh is ashamed. Thanks Jason

Okay I'm going to choose to not believe this story, because it's way too good to be true. A source at Promises in Malibu claims that Britney Spears has tried to do herself in by hanging herself with a bed sheet. When the staff tried to stop her, she screamed "I am the anti-christ" and scribbled 666 on her forehead. Fake, right? I mean I'm impressed if Britney actually got the 666 right. I can imagine her stupid ass thinking it's 999 and scrimbling that all over herself. Source Thanks Domino

Let me just start by saying, I think this bitch is lying. Nicole Richie claims she was hospitalized for dehydration on Friday while working on The Simple Life 4. Nicole was treated by an on-set medic before being taken to the hospital. Her rep said, "Nicole is home resting and will return to work this evening. We are proud of the weight that Nicole is gaining and her focus on her health." What is this? 1920s South America? I mean, we have water everywhere! Does water have calories then I believe this ho was treated for dehydration. Well, I guess since she probably only lives on coffee and altoids...this makes sense. Dumb bitch. Source

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I am so sick of this dumb bitch! Someone seriously throw Anna Coulter's anything-but-white-and-straight- hating ass into the middle of Compton or West Hollywood. The other night she called John Edwards a "faggot" and said that nowadays you have to go into rehab in order to use the word. Stupid bitch got her wish though. By using that word she knew she'd be on every TV show and blog across the country. Let's put our pennies together and by an island where we can send Ann Coulter, Isaiah Washington and Paris Hilton forever. Illustration by: POTO

Tyra Banks' fat ass and Naomi Campbell reunited at the NAACP Awards in Los Angeles last night. It pains me to say this, but Tyra is looking way hotter than Naomi. Tyra's fat ass actually looks hot in that dress and I usually only have terrible things to say about this heifer, but this time I don't have anything bad to say. Naomi is a different story. Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot?" Yeah, that's Naomi.

Elizabeth Hurley got married to Arun Nayer yesterday at a Gloucestershire castle. They will have a civil service tonight. Sir Elton John and Donatella Versace are expected to attend tonight. Tonight's ceremony will kick-off a week filled with events ending in India. Arun is the heir of a software company and is really rich. They began dating in 2003. Liz has a 4-year old son with douchebag, Steve Bing. Elton and Donatella? That's the best they can do? Where's Posh and Hugh Grant and whoever else? Boring! Source

There is no need for Pete Doherty to have that much wax living in his ear. I mean Kate Moss could suck it out or something. He should put together a candle line...crack candles! Source: ONTD

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