Britney Spears has crossed the line looking like a used tampon out in NYC yesterday. I mean....this has gone far enough. What is wrong with her? I'm being serious here when I say she might have a case of adult retardation. There's such a thing, right? She has it. I think weed, KFed's baby batter and red bull has done effed up her brains. Somebody get this heffer help!

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Hide your virgins! Like there's virgins in NYC? Anyway, Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe hit fashion week hard. She's done all the shows and it....shows. She's at Peter Som in this pics. Girlfriend needs to pop into Teri Snatcher's plastic surgeon's office to "NOT GET BOTOX." Deep down I love ChupaZoe and want her to force feed me meth and tell me I'm too fat to wear Lanvin.

According to Cisco Adler's rep, he has not broke up with Mischa Barton. There were earlier reports today that Mischa dumped Cisco, because of this photo that made the internet rounds last month.

Cisco says that she wasn't happy about the pic. "Mischa wasn't too excited, to say the least. I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on."

Saggy nuts isn't alone I guess. With his saggy nuts and her cottage cheese thighs they can make a delicious low-fat waldorf salad!

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RANDOOMMMM!!! Why the hell did Teri Snatchers break bread with George Bush Sr. in Beverly Hills this afternoon? What is going on? Does Barbara know? Is Barbara still alive? This is very weird and unsettling. The thought of them screwing makes my genitals become part of my gallbladder.

Maybe he's making sonny boy give her a job in the White House?

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Pull the g and Brit Brit lays a fart - ASL

Sceen caps from the Kim Kardashian sex tape - Egotastic!

Was Mischa right to dump Cisco? - Popsugar

Nicole Richie is scared of going to the clink - Hollywood Rag

American Idol dramaaaaa and surprisingly it doesn't involve Paula - BWE

Brad Pitt is a little fat in the gut, but still hot - Just Jared

Donald Trump hates candy - Cityrag

Jared Leto wants Tila Tequila to apologize - IDYLITW

Portia and Ellen want to breed - Mollygood

Adrianne Curry is kind of mad at Tyra Banks - Hollywood Tuna

This fitness video will change your life - College Humor

Madonna is probably pissing in her depends! She's finally a grand English lady! Madge and Guy Ritchie had drinks the other night in London with Prince Harry. The three had a two hour chat at Mayfair’s Mahiki club. They most talked about Madge's African adventures while popping $200 champagne cocktails.

Prince Harry is interested in African orphans and even put together his own charity. Harry shed a tear for his love of the African oprahs. They also talked about other things, but who really cares?

Witnesses say that Madge and Guy looked happier than ever. They have had marriage problems in the past and now look to be working them out.

Chim-Chim cheerie or something. You know Madge is going to try and hit that so she can be a Princess. Princess Saggyvag!

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"Hi my name is Dita Von Tease and when I swallow a sunflower seed you can see it dancing in my stomach. It's beaaaatiful."

Burlesque perform and ex of Marily Manson loves the fact that she can get her 24-inch waist down to 16-inches. She says she does it by starving herself before a performance. She loves it though.

She said, 'I love the feeling, though. It's like being completely tight.'

You know Nicole Richie, both Olsens and Kate Bosworth are hating themselves over this picture. They are in the bathroom cutting the skin off as we speak.

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Ok, you know that story of Ryan O'Neal beating down his son, Griffin? Well, I pictured Griffin to be like 18 or something. Bitch is 42 and still living with daddy! Ryan's lawyers are now saying that Griffin was drunk as a skunk when Ryan came home after celebrating Farrah Fawcett's big 6-0. Sidenote, did he 69 her on her 60?

Anyway, Ryan didn't like Griffin all drunk so he tried to kick him out. Griffin attacked his daddy and Ryan fired shots to calm him. What is this? The wild wild west? Basically Ryan's attorneys are saying it isn't his fault.

Griffin's 22-year-old, pregnant girlfriend was hurt during the scuffle.

These hos give Britney Spears a run for her white trashy money!

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Don't get me wrong, Nancy Sinatra will always have my boots walkin...but homegirl needs an eye wig or something. Is she trying to live La Vida Loca, chola style? Let's call her La Whisper from now on. Es ay.

Anyway, here she is at a Sirius event today for her father. Sirius is dedicating a channel to Frank Sinatra.

Dakota Fanning's parents wouldn't allow her to keep a gift from Tom Cruise. The 12-year-old was given a cell phone by her nutjob co-star from War of the Worlds, but her parents were at first against it.

She said, "My mom and dad really don't approve of mobile phones and they really didn't want me to have one. But then on my birthday this parcel arrived from Tom and it was a phone. In the end they let me keep it."

Methinks they were not OK with crazy Tom giving her a gift. Who knows what kind of shit is on that phone? Getting fake-raped onscreen is way better than a cell phone anyway.

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