In his new autobiography, "Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz," porn star Ron Jeremy confirms that Paris Hilton once asked him if she could see his famous peen. At a party 3 years ago in Hollywood Paris and Bijou Phillips asked Ron if they could see it. He told them, "I'll show you mine, and you show me yours."
Of course they agreed and the three went into the bathroom where they showed their parts. The girls lifed up their shirts and Ron dropped his pants. Bijou then turned to Paris and said, "'Could this be considered cheating?' "

Ron said that was it and they each went on their merry way. As if. You know Bijou went for the nuts and Paris went for the truck. It's like giving two dogs a bone. Literally!

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His thumb smells like plastic. - The Hoople

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I am quite happy with this one because she didn’t say no when I looked up her dress. She let me do whatever I wanted. I hold her close in my tight manly grip and she does not squeal like little girl. At night when I put her back in my childs’ room I quietly whisper…”I’ll be back.” - meowmeow

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Antonio Sabato Jr. getting blown? Unfortunately it was just for a movie he made back in 2003 called Testosterone. The former General Hospital star and boy-toy of Amanda Woodward shot this fag film about well....who really cares right? He used to be so hot, but now with that hair he's the ultimate cheese. That being said, I'd let him pop the trunk and change my tire. I don't know what that meant, but you get it.

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What's wrong with Cameron Diaz's face? Stoooonnnneeed and orange. Cameron met up with Drew Barrymore in NYC last night.

Kiki Dunst came out of a NYC restaurant on Saturday looking drunk and looking 50. Talbots anyone?

Why does Andy Dick keep trying to prove he's into chicks? While on the Jimmy Kimmel show, Andy Vagina was thrown off the set after he wouldn't stop touching Ivanka Trump. She probably has warts on the leg now. I mean, she doesn't have a dick Andy! He needs to stop pretending he likes to lick the cat.

Kim Kardashian is a damn slut of a liar. She swore that a sex tape she made with Brandy's brother, Ray-J, did not exist. She's singing a different tune. She's now saying there are tapes, but that she isn't involved in selling them.

She said, "Have there been tapes? Maybe, yes. But are they for sale? No. Not for sale. That's our business."

There have been multiple reports that Kim is involved is selling the tape hoping to make some cash. SugarDVD and Joe Francis have been names rumored to be interested in buying the tape.

She went on to say, "I'm not poor; I'm not desperate. I would never attempt to sell a tape. It would humiliate me and ruin my family. I have two successful businesses, and I don't need the money."

Of course it's not about the money. Kim saw how Paris Hilton became an overnight celebrity due to sucking dick on camera. I think she wants a piece of that. The tape is also said to feature Kim and Ray-J performing a little water sports. Golden showers y'all!!!

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Farrah Fawcett recently was told by her doctors that she's cancer free! How did her ex-husband, Ryan O'Neal celebrate? He got into a fist fight with his son, Griffin! During the fight at Ryan's Malibu home, a gun was fired by Ryan. Sources say that Griffin's friend sustained some kind of injuries and was taken to the hospital.

Ryan was arrested yesterday morning and booked on charges of assault with a deadly weapon and negligent discharge of a firearm. He was released after he posted $50,000 bail.

Damn even rich people get hillbilly? Fighting with guns? That sounds like something KFed and Britney would do.

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