Britney Spears is currently freezing her ass of in NYC. Saturday night she was spotted leaving her hotel in what looks like a man's leather jacket from Wilsons. On Friday Britney was asked about being single. She said, “it’s awesome."

Awesome? Not Rad? Not Tubular?

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YouTubes of Paris Hilton using the "N-word" left and right from ParisExposed.com are getting pulled like crazy. Paris is seen in several videos using the racial slur like any other word. So when this blind item appeared today it was pretty obvious and who they were talking about.

Which celebutard whose racist language has recently been back in the news, thanks to the Internet, has developed a code word for her bigotry? She now refers to African-Americans as "Lolas."

Lolas?! How did she come up with that? I'm tired of her ass. The world needs to get together and stage a huge beatdown on this dumbass. Isaiah Washington almost gets fired for using the "f-word" and this skank gets away with this trash?

Throw her ass in the middle of Compton and see what she thinks about "Lolas" then.

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Jordan's gaudy pink, Barbie wedding dress was voted one of the most stylish dresses ever. The bridal magazine "Brides" call this hideous, pink mess a success. When Jordan married Peter Andre in 2005 many jaws dropped when feasting their eyes on this flurry of cotton candy fugness.

The magazine said, "Jordan's Swarovski-crystal and tulle wedding dress transformed her from C-list to A-list overnight. Whether you love it or not, you have to admire her for living out her fairytale dream."

Other brides on the list include Katie Holmes, Princess Margaret and Grace Kelly.

Who votes on this?! 8-year-old girls? This is a fairytale nightmare! When I first saw these pictures I want to take a wooden stick, shove it up her ass and sell her at a carnival!

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What in Paves is this?! Jessica Simpson has debuted a new chestnut/red/thing/ugly/doodoo brown hair color in Los Angeles while partying at Hyde. Jessica has just finished a leg of dates with John Mayer in Florida. She has also kept quiet on her new relationship saying," I want to tell you everything, but I have to sew my lips together."

That ain't such a bad idea! Sew your vagina together too while you've got the machine out.

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Madrid has put a ban on super skinny models, Posh Beckham says she will not use size-zero models for her denim line and a couple of models have died recently of eating disorders....but Janice Dickson doesn't seem fazed. When asked what she thought of the recent uproar on super skinny models she said, "I'm dying to find kids who are too thin. I've got 42 models in my agency and I'm trying to get them to lose weight. In fact, I wish they'd come down with some anorexia. I'm not kidding. I'm running into a bunch of fat-assed, lazy little bitches who don't know how to do the stairs or get their butts into the gym."

Janice says she is a perfect size 4 and tries to maintain that. "I've been saying this ever since Brooke Shields squeezed her 15-year-old little ass into a pair of Calvin Klein jeans (in 1980): Models are supposed to be thin. They're not supposed to eat. In fact, I'm not going to eat for the rest of the day because we had this conversation."

Is she kidding? She wants her models to get a disease and die? Is that considered harassment at the work place? Janice just says things to say things. She better watch her ass, because some little girl is going to take her advice. What a dumb ho.

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In 2003 Ashton Kutcher punk'd Justin Timberlake on his MTV reality show by making him believe that the IRS was taking away his stuff, because he failed to pay a boat load of taxes. Justin was on the verge on tears and now says he was totally riding the green smoke. He was high on weed.

Justin said, "Incredibly. Yeah, that was a trippy experience. That was why I was completely glassy-eyed. As a matter of fact, I was like, okay, I got to stop doing this. I don't do that anymore!"

Anymore? Please. Next thing he's going to say he was "high" during the Janet Jackson debacle.

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In his new autobiography, "Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz," porn star Ron Jeremy confirms that Paris Hilton once asked him if she could see his famous peen. At a party 3 years ago in Hollywood Paris and Bijou Phillips asked Ron if they could see it. He told them, "I'll show you mine, and you show me yours."
Of course they agreed and the three went into the bathroom where they showed their parts. The girls lifed up their shirts and Ron dropped his pants. Bijou then turned to Paris and said, "'Could this be considered cheating?' "

Ron said that was it and they each went on their merry way. As if. You know Bijou went for the nuts and Paris went for the truck. It's like giving two dogs a bone. Literally!

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His thumb smells like plastic. - The Hoople

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I am quite happy with this one because she didn’t say no when I looked up her dress. She let me do whatever I wanted. I hold her close in my tight manly grip and she does not squeal like little girl. At night when I put her back in my childs’ room I quietly whisper…”I’ll be back.” - meowmeow

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